Bla bla.. we were trying to keep my Birthday quiet this year..

but I forgot about facebook automatically telling everyone.. oops..

Thanks for all the birthday wishes my loves!!

Well lets just say for a min.  that you were so amazing and fab, that there was no possible drug out there for..

Thus the reason on a random night Whitney Kristoff and I partnered up to produce what we  call “The Mariah Line”

… well the concept of it we haven’t done it.. or Made it .. but imagine it would look something like this..

LOL

Well after getting tons of E-mail, Facebook Messages, texts, calls.. bla bla bla.. (Derek)

I’m updating!

June is my busiest Month of the year.. (In my mind it is)

so keep that in mind. I do have some interesting things planned though so it should be good for the website.. Not to mention all the traveling I have planned..

I love ya guys..

The full version of the photo

So I have not had an interesting night .. well I wouldn’t say.. I mean..  Interesting.. Ill say dramatic eventful night..

A week or so ago, Whitney Spears and I went on an endless journey, that involved … contraband and cocktails…

And with contraband … there’s of corse the urge for Wendy’s….at 2 am..  And that seems to be the general idea for EVERYONE in Providence (since the line was wrapped around the place twice).

So we get in the drive thru line.. and some hoodlums decided to cut us in line..  Whitney and I were looking at each other like “WTF just happened?” I mean we both couldn’t possibly take on half of chad brown’s hoodlums alone.. so we did the next best thing.. took a hit of the bowl and forgot about it…

But the two bitches behind us were NOT having it.. they pulled in front of us, and the hoodlums and cut them off.. screaming at them, and throwing a full beer can at the gangstas Mercedes Benz window. This pissed the hoodlums off.. They jumped out of the car, The two fat girls jumped out of their mini van… it was an all out screaming war.. which was fun.

The leader of the hoodlums came up to Whitney saying “Its Two fat bitches, and they hungry.” and he was right! fat bitches usually are hungry…  he also asked if we were mad that they cut us off, and that if we wanted we could jump infront of him.. so Whitney replies saying “Wanna smoke?”…

So technically we smoked with some hardcore gang bangers…

The cops came and the gangsters Left..

The moral of the story is…

Dont come between a fat bitch and her chicken sandwich…

Congratulations are in order to Our Manager:

Eric Calcagni

This bitch Just Graduated!

How she pulled that one off.. we will never know? But he did it and like a mother… we are Proud!!!

Since I did a Review on an Event..

So here is my take on Lube Wrestling ..

I started my night at bingo with Favi, Adam, Justin, and 2 .. well I should say 1 straight and one obviously gay in denial boy, and his mother.. I know weird right? Justin and his Causes…

but anyway.. Bingo is fun when you have Kitty hosting. Adam and I ran to the Liquor store to get some nips to spike our drinks, however he threw his nips in the trash in the bathroom and got us caught.. Ugh While the Old lady next to him Judged me for drinking and not Sharing.

So after Bingo we ended up going to the Male Strip club where they had the most anticipated event of the year. The infamous Lube wrestling competition. In case you are wondering… You take 2 hot boys, a blow up kiddie pool, 2 gallons of lube and ofcorse some music from the 90’s.. Throw it all togther.. and poof! you got an event..

Now the object of lube wrestling is to wrestle and get your opponent naked.. And thats what went down…

Majority of the crowd just went to see our future Husband current reining Mr. Gay Ri Ben Huber get naked! Well we all knew this was gonna Happen.. and poor Ben, the newbie to the event  obviously did not know this was going to go down. We here at AlwaysAda like to think of Ben as our Good wholesome innocent token boy. So when Ben told me he was going to do the wrestling match.. I was initially surprised… But I didn’t dare argue with his decision (For my own viewing devious reasons.. muhahaha). So Ben wrestled Savannah! there was cock, balls, ass everywhere. it was kind of strange… I don’t recall having a feeling afterward… especially after seeing Savannah’s paynis flopping everywhere… but ….. Ben has Body!!!!! and we like This!!

After the event Favi and I dashed out of the club. I had Lube in my hair, all over my shoes and my dress.. I was over it…

The Following day Favi and I joined forces again to head over to Savannah’s Intimate little get together at the pride Office (No not as intimate and wrestling in lube). It was actually Fab, Great food, movies, cool peoples and of corse… Booze!… not to mention .. Benny pooh was there =)

All in all .. Both events were a really good time..

Shout out .. .Hayyyyyy Jessie Ciolfi gurl… how u Dooin?