So I have not had an interesting night .. well I wouldn’t say.. I mean..  Interesting.. Ill say dramatic eventful night..

A week or so ago, Whitney Spears and I went on an endless journey, that involved … contraband and cocktails…

And with contraband … there’s of corse the urge for Wendy’s….at 2 am..  And that seems to be the general idea for EVERYONE in Providence (since the line was wrapped around the place twice).

So we get in the drive thru line.. and some hoodlums decided to cut us in line..  Whitney and I were looking at each other like “WTF just happened?” I mean we both couldn’t possibly take on half of chad brown’s hoodlums alone.. so we did the next best thing.. took a hit of the bowl and forgot about it…

But the two bitches behind us were NOT having it.. they pulled in front of us, and the hoodlums and cut them off.. screaming at them, and throwing a full beer can at the gangstas Mercedes Benz window. This pissed the hoodlums off.. They jumped out of the car, The two fat girls jumped out of their mini van… it was an all out screaming war.. which was fun.

The leader of the hoodlums came up to Whitney saying “Its Two fat bitches, and they hungry.” and he was right! fat bitches usually are hungry…  he also asked if we were mad that they cut us off, and that if we wanted we could jump infront of him.. so Whitney replies saying “Wanna smoke?”…

So technically we smoked with some hardcore gang bangers…

The cops came and the gangsters Left..

The moral of the story is…

Dont come between a fat bitch and her chicken sandwich…

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