So Monday we celebrated Rande’s birthday at his bar of choice… Alleycat

Adam, Eric and I started off with a little Dinner first.. You know to soak up the Booze!!

We met up with Favi at the bar to start our night!

We couldn’t help but Eyeball the Gorgeous cake that was just chillin’ over in the corner of the bar.. which didn’t quite make it…

It turns out we weren’t the only ones eyeballin’ that cake.

Between the dry heaving and hacking lungs and sweating…. some old school heavyweight drag (Ella Elegance as Adam recalls)…  went to town on that poor cake. it was very elegant.

I mean really the only way to eat the bottom half of a 3 tier birthday cake… (someone else’s  at that).. is to dig in with your hand.. who needs a knife, fork and plate???? but wait.. let me get it on Ada’s dress and then assure her that she didnt just watch me touch her with my frosting covered carny fingers….. “I DIDNT GET FROSTING ON YOU”… right

And it turns out the cake wasn’t the only thing getting fingerfucked!!!  Adam was chasing my husband Kevin around all night! God .. what shall we do with him.. lol