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So Monday we celebrated Rande’s birthday at his bar of choice… Alleycat

Adam, Eric and I started off with a little Dinner first.. You know to soak up the Booze!!

We met up with Favi at the bar to start our night!

We couldn’t help but Eyeball the Gorgeous cake that was just chillin’ over in the corner of the bar.. which didn’t quite make it…

It turns out we weren’t the only ones eyeballin’ that cake.

Between the dry heaving and hacking lungs and sweating…. some old school heavyweight drag (Ella Elegance as Adam recalls)…  went to town on that poor cake. it was very elegant.

I mean really the only way to eat the bottom half of a 3 tier birthday cake… (someone else’s  at that).. is to dig in with your hand.. who needs a knife, fork and plate???? but wait.. let me get it on Ada’s dress and then assure her that she didnt just watch me touch her with my frosting covered carny fingers….. “I DIDNT GET FROSTING ON YOU”… right

And it turns out the cake wasn’t the only thing getting fingerfucked!!!  Adam was chasing my husband Kevin around all night! God .. what shall we do with him.. lol

Well lets just say for a min.  that you were so amazing and fab, that there was no possible drug out there for..

Thus the reason on a random night Whitney Kristoff and I partnered up to produce what we  call “The Mariah Line”

… well the concept of it we haven’t done it.. or Made it .. but imagine it would look something like this..

LOL

So I have not had an interesting night .. well I wouldn’t say.. I mean..  Interesting.. Ill say dramatic eventful night..

A week or so ago, Whitney Spears and I went on an endless journey, that involved … contraband and cocktails…

And with contraband … there’s of corse the urge for Wendy’s….at 2 am..  And that seems to be the general idea for EVERYONE in Providence (since the line was wrapped around the place twice).

So we get in the drive thru line.. and some hoodlums decided to cut us in line..  Whitney and I were looking at each other like “WTF just happened?” I mean we both couldn’t possibly take on half of chad brown’s hoodlums alone.. so we did the next best thing.. took a hit of the bowl and forgot about it…

But the two bitches behind us were NOT having it.. they pulled in front of us, and the hoodlums and cut them off.. screaming at them, and throwing a full beer can at the gangstas Mercedes Benz window. This pissed the hoodlums off.. They jumped out of the car, The two fat girls jumped out of their mini van… it was an all out screaming war.. which was fun.

The leader of the hoodlums came up to Whitney saying “Its Two fat bitches, and they hungry.” and he was right! fat bitches usually are hungry…  he also asked if we were mad that they cut us off, and that if we wanted we could jump infront of him.. so Whitney replies saying “Wanna smoke?”…

So technically we smoked with some hardcore gang bangers…

The cops came and the gangsters Left..

The moral of the story is…

Dont come between a fat bitch and her chicken sandwich…

Congratulations are in order to Our Manager:

Eric Calcagni

This bitch Just Graduated!

How she pulled that one off.. we will never know? But he did it and like a mother… we are Proud!!!

Since I did a Review on an Event..

So here is my take on Lube Wrestling ..

I started my night at bingo with Favi, Adam, Justin, and 2 .. well I should say 1 straight and one obviously gay in denial boy, and his mother.. I know weird right? Justin and his Causes…

but anyway.. Bingo is fun when you have Kitty hosting. Adam and I ran to the Liquor store to get some nips to spike our drinks, however he threw his nips in the trash in the bathroom and got us caught.. Ugh While the Old lady next to him Judged me for drinking and not Sharing.

So after Bingo we ended up going to the Male Strip club where they had the most anticipated event of the year. The infamous Lube wrestling competition. In case you are wondering… You take 2 hot boys, a blow up kiddie pool, 2 gallons of lube and ofcorse some music from the 90’s.. Throw it all togther.. and poof! you got an event..

Now the object of lube wrestling is to wrestle and get your opponent naked.. And thats what went down…

Majority of the crowd just went to see our future Husband current reining Mr. Gay Ri Ben Huber get naked! Well we all knew this was gonna Happen.. and poor Ben, the newbie to the event  obviously did not know this was going to go down. We here at AlwaysAda like to think of Ben as our Good wholesome innocent token boy. So when Ben told me he was going to do the wrestling match.. I was initially surprised… But I didn’t dare argue with his decision (For my own viewing devious reasons.. muhahaha). So Ben wrestled Savannah! there was cock, balls, ass everywhere. it was kind of strange… I don’t recall having a feeling afterward… especially after seeing Savannah’s paynis flopping everywhere… but ….. Ben has Body!!!!! and we like This!!

After the event Favi and I dashed out of the club. I had Lube in my hair, all over my shoes and my dress.. I was over it…

The Following day Favi and I joined forces again to head over to Savannah’s Intimate little get together at the pride Office (No not as intimate and wrestling in lube). It was actually Fab, Great food, movies, cool peoples and of corse… Booze!… not to mention .. Benny pooh was there =)

All in all .. Both events were a really good time..

Shout out .. .Hayyyyyy Jessie Ciolfi gurl… how u Dooin?

GLORYHOLE @  BALLOONS

So Divine Intervention was the Paint it Pink and Risd Blowout party for Risd’s Kick off to queer week. and boy was it something…

The event had a very Successful turnout, and some of the most fab performances that I have experienced..

Upon my “Late” arrival I came up to the 17 floor of  the Biltmore Hotel Ballroom stumbled into the event with my bags and caught a bit of Ladiva’s performance before I was ushered off to the “dressing room”  which smelled like funky boiling hot pig bottom ass.. and a pirates arm pit. who’s complaining though? not I..

I hung out with Ladiva for a little bit.. then socialized.. Then Adam,  Bryan and Eric joined me..  it was getting a little close to the time for my Performance with Parrys so I started getting ready… Parrys was not at the event, but she knew what time we were supposed to be going on… so I wasn’t too worried. Ladiva swapped positions with me to buy a little more “get ready time” (Thanks a million girl.) So In the mean time I called Sarah 3 times to give her info, then to harrass her because Noah was harrassing me about Parrys not being there and we were going on in two minutes.. haha. I vaguely remember saying “I’m not going on untill Parrys is here damnit.” Two seconds later I heard Providence’s other Diva talking outside ..

Parrys entered with her entourage, we talked for about 5 mins before I was rushed out on stage.. too bad they were playing the wrong song..

The Performance went really well. people were into it.. even though they had no idea what the hell was going on… Neither did Parrys and I…  and ofcorse .. we fed off of it and made it memorable…

After the number Parrys and her crew rushed off to her other gig at Globar, I stayed for my other Number..

It took me about 30 mins prepping timeto cover myself in rhinestones and Lillies for my other performance.. so I got to it..

The high-lite of the night was wandering around the back halls naked tryin to make my way out to the stage… and behold.. the Dj was playing the wrong song AGAIN… after arguing with him for 5 mins.. (I mean really.. how could I burn the wrong song on my cd.. when it was the first song you wrongfully put in? Just shut the fuck up and play my shit!!!!) with that said.. my song came on .. I got on stage and they went crazy… I was even groped up by some strange bald man on stage.. .. umm sekkurity plz??…

After my performance.. I changed.. Danced with Rande, Rob and James… who seemed to like my 1 man Entourage Brandon.

We headed to alleycat to end our night…

what a hotttt mess..

Thank you to Pip, and Risd for having me =)

So yeah.

You may have seen me around town / out with this extremely sexy boy.. he was posted up as a  hott boy in a previous post a few weeks back..

Anyway his name is Chris.. and we like him!!!

Sat. – Tues. I got the chance to hang out with him.. give him a little glimpse of what my world is like… minus some of the more crazier things like balloons and therapy ( Normal people have to slowly be broken in to these things.).

Sat. – Eriq and I stumbled into a Saint pattys day parade, before Chris actually arrived. However when he did arrive we completely forgot about the parade and focused all our attention on him. 6′2, bright blue eyes, dark blonde hair and dark tanned skin. All American type boy..

We went to the mall for a bit to kill some time.

We headed out to dinner and ran into Nissa, Bryan and Brian.

Nothing really eventful happened.

At about 10 pm we headed over to Adam’s house and started our drinking for the night.. then bounced around from bar to bar.

called it a night.

Sunday-  Chris and I had a nice Lunch on Thayer St. and ran into Brendon.. after we ate we walked the street.. and Chris decided that I needed to have a pair of sneakers.. so we went into a store and he got me a cute pair of pink and gray chuck taylors!!! We also hit up that candy store and got a few pounds… which he ate most of.. in like a 3 hour span of time..

On our way back to the car, an old pervert… in a convertible was staring me down and creepin’. Chris was NOT having it and he scared him off! aww so cute.

We later met up with Favi to go shopping for our weekly Monday night dinner at Joyces. 20 lbs of Chicken!! Oh nonono lol

so Sunday night is State, and with that in mind Chris wanted to check it out.

Around 9 pm we went on a Date to the movies.. to see Alice in wonderland.. which I already seen.. and hated.. so I fell asleep on his shoulder.

After the movie we hit up Alleycat – Then State… and it seemed like EVERY gay boy was Staring at My Man!!.. and they were..

Monday- We rolled outta bed at like 3pm.  Went to the mall to shop.. and then

Headed to Favi’s for dinner!!!!!

And Chris left today =(

Leaving me with great memories of an AMAZING time

124 Snow St. Providence..

Dark Lady Nightclub

Join me n the Girls…

Although I tend to not leave my bed on Tuesdays….

Gary over at Union asked me to join in on his Birthday Extravaganza!!!

So you know its gonna be a H.A.M … I’ll be linking up with Sarah and Parrys  for some Tranny mess Partying and dancing..

be there …